So,
apparently, Jessica Simpson has a sex tape that is going to be released online. Let's go to our dear reporters to see what they have to say:
"A source told Britain's Daily Sport newspaper: 'Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She's always been a girl of high morals and principles.'"
Uh huh. And if we ignore, oh, let's see here, everything she's ever done, I can totally see where you're coming from. Anything else to add?
"The 25-year-old star has always prided herself on making men wait for sex. She once said: 'I play hard to get. If you turn sex down for a couple of days it makes it better.'"
Oh my, making men wait a full three days to get into her pants... What a tease. And let's face it, the only thing that makes waiting "better" for the men is that they get a little longer to decide if sleeping with her is really worth the STDs. "Hurr, Jessica Simpson or herpes?" Truly, this is the question of the century.
